Well, I was rather sick of this. Thusly, I decided to turn the entire brain into a bloody system selfhood, and take some control over it. It somehow worked, and now I can tell the hyaena over there to shut the HELL up so the bunny can sleep. Still haven't sorted the ADHD out.
Highly recommended by 9/10 comedians (and WD-40 fans).
My brain: "Youve been given prime minster ship of your country now balance the issues at hand, prioritise them and present a plan. no borrowing money, must be popular enough to not get you voted out immediately"
25 Comments
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 205d
Tiered?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 205d
It's a cake, so yeah!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 15 pts · 205d
Constantly.
Mac@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 205d
Point to where the chart matches your feeling
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 205d
Feels like a B
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 205d
[A]sian but without the [A] because I'm a disgrace to my race for not having a college degree already and my parents are gonna disinherit me lol.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 205d
Which tier, right?
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 29 pts · 205d
Ain't nothin' but a heartache...
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 19 pts · 205d
Tell me why!
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 16 pts · 205d
Ain't nothing but a mistake...
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d
Tell me why!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 9 pts · 205d
I never wanna hear you say.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 205d
I waaaant it thaaat way!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 205d
“My neck… my back…”
Thorry@feddit.org · 21 pts · 205d
My pussy and my crack
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 3 pts · 205d
Broken
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 12 pts · 206d
plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 205d
The sleep queue is full, you need to wait for a spot to open up
trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 205d
But I'm sooooo tiered please
KiwiTB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
I'm more concerned about toes
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 205d
Well, I was rather sick of this. Thusly, I decided to turn the entire brain into a bloody system selfhood, and take some control over it. It somehow worked, and now I can tell the hyaena over there to shut the HELL up so the bunny can sleep. Still haven't sorted the ADHD out.
Highly recommended by 9/10 comedians (and WD-40 fans).
ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Are we sure the legs are on board?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
That's why people go jogging at 2am.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 205d
My child's Toniebox has a song with the (roughly translated) words: "If brushing my teeth wouldn't be so exhausting, I'd be in bed by now".
Original:
Wenn's Zähnputzen nicht so anstrengend
wär
ich schon lang im Bett.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 205d
Ah time to go to bed
My brain: "Youve been given prime minster ship of your country now balance the issues at hand, prioritise them and present a plan. no borrowing money, must be popular enough to not get you voted out immediately"