A mystery

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8 Comments

TTimo@lemmy.today · 125 pts · 196d

She's a keeper.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 82 pts · 196d

Oh yeah, that's a good marriage.

This old hen approves!

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 196d

I'm using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I'm driving.

Sometimes I forget to shut it off.

I've had moments because of the Mrs.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 30 pts · 196d

For better or worse, right? Keeper.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 196d

Goals

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 195d

Hahaha,

But then I realized do not disturb exists…

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 195d

🎶 What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?

Would you still love me? 🎶

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 192d

Wow, he dodged a bullet here!