Worf, with a good question

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Zephorah@discuss.online · 31 pts · 226d

Whomever takes the time to make these, you have my undying gratitude.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 226d (6 replies)

Keiko O’Brien is going to be the first human to kill a Klingon with their bare hands.

teft@piefed.social · 8 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I would bet Mbenga killed a few klingons barehanded during the war with that green juice he had.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d

Dishonorable combat!

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 226d

Or with nagging

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d (2 replies)

I. Have had. Enough of you.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Genesis helped a little. :)

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

Yeah, but the fact that Kirk's shirt was still mostly intact during that fight (thereby sealing away most of his power) more than compensates for that.

SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 226d (14 replies)

Another question: Why do they still do natural childbirth when they have transporters?

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 15 pts · 226d (3 replies)

Because the transporter is a nightmare fuel generator even when they are not using it to split two living beings that are literally bound by flesh, and even biologically synchronized to a high degree?

SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 226d (2 replies)

And yet, somehow, people willingly step into it all the time!

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 12 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Outside of starships named Enterprise or Voyager they also seem to have a series of rules in place to prevent sending people to the wrong universe or merge them with their pet.

sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 226d

Please, Neelix was more than a pet!

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 226d (4 replies)

Because you should at least get a chance to be born before being replaced by a procession of short-lived transporter clones.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d (3 replies)

What makes you think that would... ever... be a thing?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 226d (1 reply)

The Rikers.

Or do you mean getting to live briefly first?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d

Just O'Brien related transporter shenanigans.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I'm just surprised the crew doesn't beam the shit out of their colons on the regular.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d

Who's to say they don't...

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Didn't they do a teleporter birth on Voyager and it caused the kid's cell membranes to dissolve?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d

In one version of the ship. This was after they'd split in two by going slightly out of phase, but shared the same antimatter. The other Naomi Wildman survived the transport and was taken to the less doomed Voyager by the remaining Harry Kim. You know, the one that didn't get spaced from a ruptured hull.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 226d

I like to think it's because healthy natural child birth is optimal for both the babys and the mothers wellbeing.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Ask the (American) doctor: "So if it's not delivered in 30 minutes or less, it's free right?"

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d

Nothing in American health care is free.

13igTyme@piefed.social · 6 pts · 226d

It's Gigiorno.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 226d

I fucking love this so fucking much!

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 226d

Good meme

crumbgrabber@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d

True wisdom with honor

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 226d

I love this meme so much that when I see it again I get genuinely happy. Thank you