c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 203dYour GF has always wanted to know the answer 136 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
NullPointerException@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 203d
Whenever I can, I do use a tissue. It prevents that famous last drop that always goes to the underwear.
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 203d
How do you moisturize your balls then?
HerrBeter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 203d
Ah, the enjoyable moisturizer smell of old rotten piss
three@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 203d
We don't kink shame here.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 203d
there is a point you can press to squeeze the last drop out, I just dunno how to describe it
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 203d
The gooch
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d
After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you'll see there's still a spot there which would end up in your underwear
deHaga@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 203d
Cock blot
Cort@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 203d
Nariom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 203d
if you shake it more than thrice, you're playing with it
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 203d
And if I shake it more then thrice for you?
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 7 pts · 203d
That's how you get a good tip
87Six@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 202d
Wait a damn minute, HOW exactly do you shake yours?
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 202d
good rule of thumb
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 203d
There's a reason why we don't like standing next to each other at urinals.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 203d
Harlem shake
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children's entertainer
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 203d
The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 203d
You guys don’t wash?
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 203d
We deny piss drops in our pants and say they are Calico Cut Pants from CalicoCutPants.com.
frazw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d
"To impress a chick..."