Where should I apply for a job if I'm a lying liar who lies?

White House

Insurance agent

Team up with a truthy truther who tells the truth and guard some treasure.

CEO of Truth Social, or Xhitter, your choice.

Hell, why not both?

You'd only be a liability.

Anywhere you want to.

Lobbying firm

spy movie set

Anywhere you want!

Any big tech company should hire you on the spot

spokesperson