But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!
I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?
instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔
You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.
22 Comments
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 225d
The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.
ironcrotch@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 225d
Me: I’ll just do this later
Wife: when is later?
Me: …
pineapple@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 225d
So real 😭
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 225d
I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Are we the same person?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 225d
signs point to yes.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 22 pts · 225d
At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice
janus2@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 225d
instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 225d
This is the way.
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 225d
I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣
danekrae@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
That does sound nice.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 225d
Oh I still do that
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 225d
All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 225d
From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 225d
I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 225d
Get out of my head, Charles
TangledRockets@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Dammit.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 224d
Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 225d
I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 225d
You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.
d00ery@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d