The criteria for winning is sinking a 3/8” T50 staple deep enough to secure seat vinyl into Starboard sheet.
I initially lost with a hair too big of a gap, but it was later discovered that leaning harder on the gun would give full penetration, so while I may have lost $5, I still claim the moral victory.



16 Comments
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 185d
What is starboard?
Unleaded8163@fedia.io · 55 pts · 185d
Other side from port.
soul@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 185d
I like the cut of your jib.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 184d
I'm three sheets into the wind.
Steve@startrek.website · 20 pts · 185d
Solid polypropylene sheet, popular for boats
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 185d
Uhmw or hdpe if I remember correctly.
Steve@startrek.website · 9 pts · 185d
Oh yea polyethylene
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 184d
found my plastics ppl!
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 185d
Jackets with shorts is an interesting combo
Steve@startrek.website · 19 pts · 185d
Dull Florida Men
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 10 pts · 185d
Got to deal with that cold wave somehow. I'm guessing most Floridians don't have a lot of pants.
Steve@startrek.website · 12 pts · 185d
Florida Man needs no pants
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 7 pts · 185d
So the story goes.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 185d
Or trousers.
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 6 pts · 185d
Not uncommon here in NZ
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 185d
Nah this isn't dull this is exciting 😂