c/shittyasklemmy · by cm0002@digipres.cafe · 196dIf I were arrested, what would you think I did? OQB @FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
Shadow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 196d
Identity theft, you're not the real cm0002
cm0002@digipres.cafe · 2 pts · 195d
:0
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
Conspiracy to commit public nudity.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 195d
Copyright infringement, judging by your Lemmy history. 😛
cm0002@digipres.cafe · 3 pts · 195d
Arrghh!
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 195d
Raccoon husbandry without a license.
RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Opening a gift early? A 12-year-old boy unwrapped his Christmas Nintendo Gameboy a day ahead; his mom called cops to teach a lesson, landing him in custody.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/12/06/child-arrested-for-opening-christmas-present-early
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
Illegal use of 'The Shocker' on a police officer.
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 196d
Cat turd smuggling