Trump Always Chickens Out: Continence

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RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 46 pts · 184d (17 replies)

Oops, he shit in his pants…

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

~0:34

Edit: darkassassin’s right, backup links for anyone who avoids YouTube or if it’s taken down.

https://files.catbox.moe/hoyxgg.mp4

https://imgur.com/a/sinAsdf

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 184d (12 replies)

Christ, you can hear it.

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 33 pts · 184d (11 replies)

You can see the woman behind him, to his immediate right. She clearly forgot to apply a dab of Vaseline underneath her nose. She must be new lol.

halfapage@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 184d (8 replies)
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RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 19 pts · 184d (7 replies)

It’s commonly used by individuals who are new to crime scenes or have never encountered active crime scenes where the corpse smells are very prevalent.

halfapage@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d (5 replies)
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RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 9 pts · 184d (4 replies)

A dab under the nose, it’s so minty strong that your mind can’t smell any other scent.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d

I always thought they were dabbing smelling salts or at least something like Vicks vapor rub.

halfapage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 184d
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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 184d

You sure you're not thinking of peppermint oil? I've heard of it being used inside surgical masks in hospitals

plateee@piefed.social · 12 pts · 184d (1 reply)

I think you're thinking of Vicks Vaporub - it's normally applied to the upper chest to help open up nasal congestion.

Vaseline is a non-scented lubricating spread.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 184d

I think before vicks was a thing they used vasaline? Swear I have a memory of hearing people use vasaline, but I could be delulu

OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 184d (2 replies)

Maybe I’m crazy, but feels like you were referencing the Brittney Spears song, “Oops! I Did It Again”.

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 17 pts · 184d

You caught me, lol.

BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 184d

Poop, I did it again

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 184d

A couple mirrors, for those that can't or won't visit youtube.

https://files.catbox.moe/hoyxgg.mp4

https://imgur.com/a/sinAsdf

Insekticus@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 184d (1 reply)

That's the "oh no, I've done gone shit myself again. Everyone get out." Look

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 184d

He just doesn't want them to see Stephen Miller lay him down on the Resolute Desk to change his nappie.

audaxdreik@pawb.social · 20 pts · 184d (2 replies)

I can't believe I watched that as many times as I did ...

Everyone pointing to ~0:34 for the initial shittening, but there's a very wet plbrt follow-up at ~0:47 that I cannot attribute to any other sort of background shuffling or noise. He shit his pants.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 184d

That shit was hilarious, literally.

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 184d

0:47 was a cough.

allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 184d
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myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 184d (3 replies)

I am more amazed that everyone in the room remained calm. How the hell did no one go “OMFG he shit himself!!!”

bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Probably wasn’t their first rodeo

FatVegan@leminal.space · 8 pts · 184d

I read that some people who worked on his stupid tv show that they often had breaks, because he shat himself quite frequently. So i would assume it never got any better, but way worse.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d

When you spend that much time with your nose up his ass in the first place, this is just another day.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d

Had to be a spontaneous shit.

No one loves performing for the cameras more than Donald, so I can't imagine why else he would have them rushed out that way.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Another first for America! Yey!

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 184d

I can understand though. If you got something going on you can't help it. Its a medical issue. Don't run for president if you poop your pants...I'm looking at you 72 year or older peeps!, you lived a good life. Step aside and let younger people control the world they will live in.

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d