Yeah, I had a family dinner there, it used to be one of my favourite places to eat in ______. I ordered a sirloin, which was perfect, I also ordered an extra side salad of rocket, but all I got were a few strands on my sirloin plate instead of as a salad on a separate plate like I was used to, when I tried to ask why it didn't come as a side salad on its own plate, the manager interjected to inform me that they have always served the sides like that, it is how they serve them.
Often i read the contents before I check which comm it's in, if at all. That shit really fucks me up sometimes. I'll be reading something in German and my brain won't let go, it says "don't worry I'll sort that shit out" but it can't. I fucking read this three times before i checked the comm thinking there is something wrong with me.
Mom knew a little and taught me even less. Bare with me here as I'm positively going to butcher this as I'm spelling phonetically using my admittedly poor english skills to write using my non existent german skill. Plus I've had a few beers at lunch.
Ich haba eina ploten speiler.
This reminds me of a french girl I met while traveling. I asked her how to say praying mantis in french. She said something like monte religious. So I said monte religious. She gasped and said "YOU BUTCHER"! " Don't speak my language".
21 Comments
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 188d
He just wanted a proper rocket salad on the side, it's not hard like... well, I'm drawing a blank, but some kind of really complicated science.
dumbass@piefed.social · 18 pts · 188d
I think I'm the right level of high to understand this.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 187d
Can you translate it for us lows?
dumbass@piefed.social · 26 pts · 187d
Let me get stoned again.
Yeah, I had a family dinner there, it used to be one of my favourite places to eat in ______. I ordered a sirloin, which was perfect, I also ordered an extra side salad of rocket, but all I got were a few strands on my sirloin plate instead of as a salad on a separate plate like I was used to, when I tried to ask why it didn't come as a side salad on its own plate, the manager interjected to inform me that they have always served the sides like that, it is how they serve them.
Maiq@piefed.social · 17 pts · 188d
Often i read the contents before I check which comm it's in, if at all. That shit really fucks me up sometimes. I'll be reading something in German and my brain won't let go, it says "don't worry I'll sort that shit out" but it can't. I fucking read this three times before i checked the comm thinking there is something wrong with me.
wieson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 187d
Gehirn so: keine Sorge, ich bieg' das schon zurecht
Maiq so: 0.o
Maiq@piefed.social · 3 pts · 187d
Mom knew a little and taught me even less. Bare with me here as I'm positively going to butcher this as I'm spelling phonetically using my admittedly poor english skills to write using my non existent german skill. Plus I've had a few beers at lunch.
Ich haba eina ploten speiler.
This reminds me of a french girl I met while traveling. I asked her how to say praying mantis in french. She said something like monte religious. So I said monte religious. She gasped and said "YOU BUTCHER"! " Don't speak my language".
I instantly fell in love.
wieson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 187d
Ich habe einen Plattenspieler. I've got a vinyl record player.
Not bad, not bad at all. I understood it on the first read.
Maiq@piefed.social · 2 pts · 186d
Vielen Dank!
I had to look it up, if I'm gonna try to thank someone in their language i like to error on trying to be correct and polite.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 188d
Orders rocket salad
Gets rocket salad
1 star
Some people smh my head
raman_klogius@ani.social · 10 pts · 188d
People who doesn't space after a full stop would be the second group I'll put on trial for crimes against humanity.
Kertyna@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 187d
"...but came in myplate..."
You did WHAT?!
"...a pjinch of rocket."
Ooh .... what?
wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 187d
Rocket is actually a thing (Rucola)
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 187d
Arugula for those in the US
Gust@piefed.social · 4 pts · 187d
Rocket is another word for Arugala, for anybody else who knows that green by the latter name and is confused AF by "rocket salad"
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
This review written from the restaurant, during the meal, using voice to text.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 187d
Voice-to-text would separate words and put full stops at the end of the sentence instead of before random words.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 187d
Five dollars??!!!? Get outta here
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
Maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got a butt that won't quit.
bonenode@piefed.social · 1 pts · 188d
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 187d
This thing's review is worth as much as yours...
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 187d
Forget his review, this guy might vote.