A friend of mine claimed to have seen an epstein doc showing that a child trump raped stabbed him in the guts, and claims that injury is why he shits himself.
I've not seen that corroborated, but the revenge fantasy is a great story.
I mean... Trump is an 80 year old man who lives on a constant diet of McDonalds. I don't think it takes anything more than that to explain why he shits himself.
Probably the best wet farts in the world if you think about. People love my wet farts. In fact, have you bought my golden Trump diapers yet? They have authentic feces in them.
32 Comments
enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 202d
I my shit pants
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 202d
❤️ is implied
i ❤️ my shit pants
ChetManly@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 202d
Sorry, its the dementia
Bazimon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 201d
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 202d
“I appreciate it.” —Donald John Trump, with a smug look on his face, shaking hands with some nazi weirdo, his briefs full.
shyguyblue@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 202d
America, when
the wallsdemocracy fell..ChetManly@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 202d
Temba, his diaper full
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 202d
Shaka, when the (elastic retaining) walls fell.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 201d
Donald, on the ocean (of shit)
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 201d
Donald, his skidmarks long.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 201d
Vupware@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 202d
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d
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Vupware@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 201d
Vupware@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 201d
Hegar@fedia.io · 18 pts · 202d
A friend of mine claimed to have seen an epstein doc showing that a child trump raped stabbed him in the guts, and claims that injury is why he shits himself.
I've not seen that corroborated, but the revenge fantasy is a great story.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 202d
I mean... Trump is an 80 year old man who lives on a constant diet of McDonalds. I don't think it takes anything more than that to explain why he shits himself.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 202d
But also he was shitting himself during the filming of the apprentice so…
ChetManly@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 202d
shart of the deal
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 202d
oof... great point
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 201d
Vupware@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 201d
Democracy dies in shartness
tomiant@piefed.social · 17 pts · 202d
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! NO QUESTIONS!
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 202d
I My Shit Pants
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 201d
Bone apple tits
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 201d
i my shit pants
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
Do you read across two pages or finish one and then move to the next page? OP did it right.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 5 pts · 201d
Very strongly!
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 201d
Why not also post a link?
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d
Probably the best wet farts in the world if you think about. People love my wet farts. In fact, have you bought my golden Trump diapers yet? They have authentic feces in them.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 201d
I am for reeaaal.
never thought I'd make my booty shit,
I apologize I shit my pants
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 201d
shart of the deal
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 201d
Someone done shit m'self!