"You know, America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures."
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deezcashews@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 213d
I'm offended I wasn't there
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 213d
"You know, America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures."
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 213d
Those steps have been blessed with holy sprinklings now!