Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 196d (3 replies)

Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Bateman actually had redeeming qualities. He returned his videotapes.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 196d

returned them rewound and clean enough to eat off of, def no blood splatters on them

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 16 pts · 196d

he also fed ATMs like a good boy.

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 39 pts · 196d

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 196d (9 replies)

Why is he giving such Jerry Seinfeld vibes in this pic

TheBat@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 196d (5 replies)
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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 196d

What's this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

techt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Copperfield and Schiffer in the bottom-left were 38 and 24 when they began dating as well. Not as bad but the vibes keep on similaring.

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 196d (1 reply)

18 and 24 are worlds apart.

38 and 24 is an eyebrow raiser, 39 and 18 is a bad person who deserves scorn.

Especially when you consider the fact that Claudia Schiffer was a celebrity in her own right and had her own thing going on, whereas Seinfeld's girlfriend was literally still in high school. The power dynamics of each couple were wildly different.

techt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d

Completely agree, it just grabbed my attention since Copperfield had a close relationship with Epstein.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d

I mean....she is 18...

that said it doesn't account for the two previous years they were "together".

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 196d

Cut from the same degenerate cloth. Shoshanna Lonstein dated Seinfeld, starting when she was 17 and he was 39.

varden@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 196d

It's the hair, also the gross attraction to very young women, but I think it's mostly the hair

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 196d

I thought Luigi Mangione before reading the text. Sorry Luigi. 🤷

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 196d

I can't respond to this, you dont make over $1M a year.

Cute Texas girls coming to 55 Water St. : Big Wheel parking in back.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 196d

For those curious, this is from Cosmopolitan Magazine in July 1980 and the address was the office of Bear Sterns. (source/archived source)

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d

I can't write to this dynamo. He's dead after raping children.