c/raccoons · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 221dPriorities change 285 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 22 pts · 220d
we put literally trillions into developing ai yet practically nothing into cross training raccoons to order door dash for us
honestly i'd trust a smart phone savvy raccoon with access to my door dash account before an ai
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 218d
I don't trust delivery apps. But I trust raccoons.
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 220d
I saw a raccoon on my drive home yesterday. It was a good day
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 220d
Raccoons once broke in and stole a pack of cookies from me. I woke up and chased them out, but they kept the cookies and we're not going to give them back no matter what.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 220d
sometimes you have to share the joy
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 219d
They earned those cookies. Stupid cat just slept there like nothing happened?!
Randynippletwist@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 220d
Still 10 years behind the curve, you're gonna wish you got an assault raccoon one morning in the near future
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 218d
How am I supposed to wear gloves if I had a raccoon instead of a ring on my finger? 🤔