c/shittyasklemmy · by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 207dYou have a button in front of you. It will make you and your loved ones happy forever and bring world peace, but there's a catch. It makes your legal name Rupert. (if its already your name thats cheating) Do you press it? 20 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 207d
Hi, I'm Rupert!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 207d
I can live with that
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 207d
I'll press it three times and be Rupert R. Rupert
capuccino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 207d
¿Can be "Ruperto"? Like, in spanish. (Alfred, Alfredo; Albert, Alberto; and so on)
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d
Si
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
In that case, yes.
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 206d
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Rupert Rupertingdington The Fifth, Lord of RupertLand, and Bringer of World Rupert...my friends call me Ru.
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 206d
Do I get a top hat and monocle?
hector@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 206d
That's not a button rupert you dumb shit, it's a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d
Yeah, but I’ll go by my middle name