You can do everything right, and still not win.

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34 Comments

als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 200d

It's a texture thing, okay?!

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 201d (8 replies)

Tomatoes in a burger looks good

But theyre way too watery and just ruin it

yakko@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 201d (6 replies)

Tomatoes used to taste good. Nowadays you have to buy heirloom or import good ones to know what tomato flavour is, if you're in America.

A more fun fact: my wife will not want ketchup if there's a slice of tomato on the burger. The two taste nothing alike, but it doesn't matter to her. Isn't that something?

Damage@feddit.it · 6 pts · 200d (4 replies)

if you're in America.

The problem isn't limited to America. I'm in Italy, where good tomatoes shouldn't be hard to find, and yet in the last years I've started paying much more attention when I buy them.

yakko@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 200d

Well yeah, I've noticed a decrease in quality here too, unless I buy expensive or local grown.

jago@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 200d

The problem isn’t limited to America.

It is if you're in America.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Shhhhh we only have fake sugar here and definitely not some of the nicest grocery stores and farmers markets filled to the brim year long with good produce. Don't let the yeruos in on the secret.

Damage@feddit.it · 1 pts · 200d

Yeah but what are you comparing them with?

ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social · 4 pts · 200d

You know, I thought my tastes had just changed because I used to love tomatoes, and now I usually take a pass outside of making sauces.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 200d

I slice my tomato much thinner than in fast food pictures, and I salt the the slices on a paper towel and let them sit while the burger cooks. When I'm ready I wipe off the water on top of the tomato, so I end up with a seasoned, somewhat drier tomato slice that I enjoy.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 200d (2 replies)

Why would you take a tomato off of your burger? There’s a special place in hell for people who do that. I think it’s below the layer of lettuce in Dante’s Inferno.

piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 200d

People that dont like raw tomatoes?

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d

The texture is weird to me. I don’t always take the tomato off, but I will take it off if it’s not cut correctly. Too thick and you get chewy/crunchy bits, too thin and your burger becomes slightly. It has to be perfect or I don’t want it.

The flavor, however is great. I love tomato flavor. It’s not my favorite, but it’s great.

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 201d

The trees watching me build something with precut lumber

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
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Shamber@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d

I love fresh tomatoes, I hate them on hot food, specially sandwiches for me they don't belong, hate me if want, that's my 2 cents

lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 200d (1 reply)

I enjoy a good slice of tomato on my burger. But it has to be right. I don't like warm/floppy and I don't like cold/crunchy. Has to be in-between, it's hard to explain.

jago@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 200d

Ripe, at or near room temperature, thick enough to hold form and texture, thin enough to yield to bite, so as to provide substance and flavour while not being pulled prematurely from the sandwich in toto.

:)

Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 200d (15 replies)

Cool, add some more sugar to your diet, why not

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 200d (14 replies)

Take a picture. How much do you weigh?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d (2 replies)

The same as before the picture, I suppose.

hypnicjerk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d (1 reply)

21 grams lighter actually since being photographed sucks up your soul

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d

Or 21 g more since I'm apparently the one taking the picture...

Who knew photography was so complicated?

Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 200d (10 replies)

I took a picture but it doesn't tell me my weight.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 200d (9 replies)
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Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 200d (8 replies)

I've got to reiterate that I'm not American

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 200d (7 replies)

And? Dodging that comment like a pro politician BTW 👍

I've got my answer.

Damage@feddit.it · 1 pts · 200d (6 replies)

Well you bring very negative energy, so I'd rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.

You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don't care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 200d
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unmarkedbot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 201d
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Bazell@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 200d

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 200d

Do you have sugar and vinegar, tomato?

No, you don't, lazy fuck

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 200d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d

why have you not been Spiked, tomato? go back to the kitchen and get properly seasoned.