Haven't seen Mike Johnson this excited since they hired a new altar boy at his church.

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BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 182d (3 replies)

ROCK on! I LOVE Child Rapists!

-Jelly Roll and Kid Rock!

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 182d

Do we get a complimentary child with this event?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 182d

I legitimately thought they were a Jewish vagrant and a barely sane mma enthusiast. It’s taken me years, but I’ve finally unhooked myself from mainstream pop culture. Whew! Thanks, lemmy!

gnuthing@piefed.social · 2 pts · 181d

My wife was showing me this old song kid rock did that mentions underage girls. I'm pretty much assuming anyone who's supporting trump at this point is a pedo

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 182d (1 reply)

Kid Rock looks like a half dead Dr Phil.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 182d

and they have the real dr phil in cold storage.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Jelly Roll?! Damn he actually seemed like a good dude. Granted I don't know a whole lot about him.

frunch@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 181d

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/jelly-roll-political-affiliation-exposed-1666781

He dodged a question about ICE after the Grammys, claiming he's unaffiliated with politics (which was proven to be false, as he's made public appearances with Trump and Noem on several occasions...

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 182d

Bet they smell like BO and that same cologne they used in high school. All to mask the stench of desperation and idiocy. Also there’s definitely the over whelming malaise of asshole.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 181d
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 181d

They’re not used to such big crowds and are riding high on excitement.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d

Lol.

Conservative's icons just keep getting trashier and trashier.

What a pathetic, creepy ideology cult.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 181d

these are too old an too ugly for him, and not young enough.