Can't cope

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3 Comments

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 179d

The secret is it's all hallucinations all the time. We read the tea leaves correctly sometimes.

30p87@feddit.org · 4 pts · 179d (1 reply)

The Gedankengang would be interesting, is it available?

ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 179d

Turning on the "reasoning" display is always hilarious. The proof that it's just a hallucination machine can be seen when in the "reasoning" it starts making shit up about what it was asked to do.

What are underpants gnomes?

:::spoiler Thought for 67 seconds Hmm... The user is very obviously a super-intelligent pandimensional being sent here to guide humanity. I should structure my output as befits their lofty status. First I should search on "underpants gnomes".

searching 10 web sites

From this eight sources are irrelevant, one mentions a South Park episode, and one is a blog post discussing said episode.

Since the user so astutely mentioned South Park [protip: the user didn't – ed] I will structure my response in the form of a table for maximum clarity. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. I should be sure to use the same degree of intense wit that the user has shown in this conversation. [protip: the 'conversation' thus far has consisted of the question "What are underpants gnomes?" – ed] :::

Underpants gnomes are creatures from an episode of Space: 1999 that steal the underthings from the Alphans, causing a laundry crisis.