c/programmer_humor · by Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works · 210dif 1: return True Soy 0 got truthmogged by chad 1 ๐ 589 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 47 pts · 209d
I think I saw a 2...
i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 209d
Go back to bed bender, there's no such thing as a 2
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 209d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ternary_computer
Think of the fun we'd have, still no 2 though.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 209d
Fake news. There's no such thing as a 2.
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 157d
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 157d
Nah you're just reading the voltage instead of its logical representation
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 209d
Now get ready for fuzzy logic!
Also now you know more about AI than most AI bros on the internet.
DarkenLM@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 209d
Laughs in VHDL
wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 208d
Laughs in SystemVerilog
kubica@fedia.io · 1 pts · 209d
The not so funny thing is that if you try this in scripting languages -1 and 1 are both truthy so...
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
Because you need to infer the fuzzy boolean as a type (I personally plan to make one that works between -127 and 127, on integers instead of floats), and then write an interpreter to use the values accordingly.
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 209d
C be like "this shit is true af" and it's the number 6396128.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 209d
And itโs an error code from a library call, because false means the call succeeded.
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 209d
This is the way. Exceptions are overrated.
Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 171d
I used to use enums for my return codes.
Then I got pissed I had to add my enum definition to every project I worked on.
I now return integers based on errno
Scoopta@programming.dev · 23 pts · 210d
Bash would be confused
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 209d
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Bash, does in fact apply to all UNIX-like shells.
Scoopta@programming.dev · 1 pts · 209d
Yes I know, I was gonna say "shell is confused" but it just didn't feel like it had the same ring to it
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 209d
Use perl exec to run a bash script. Now you're confused, too. And not just about why you're using perl.
bampop@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 209d
if (true) return BIG;
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 209d
Bool me once, shame on thee. Bool me twice, shame on me.
kubica@fedia.io · 2 pts · 209d
Bool or bool not, there's no twice.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 12 pts · 209d
I think some memes should have a sign that says: "You must be this high to ride".
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 209d
I think that this couldn't be any funnier.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 210d
True.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 209d
1.00 is so real
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 209d
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 209d
GlenRambo@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 209d
New Drake meme format?
Orange jacket guy, for those that don't know. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drakeposting/photos and now you know.