Medical cat

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19 Comments

drunkosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 199d

"OK 5 comments, going in... If cat scan is not in that first 5 I'll be very disappointed"

goes in

cat scan there

I am very appointed

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 199d (2 replies)

The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.

lena@gregtech.eu · 12 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Perhaps they wanted to do a CAT scan

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 198d

*Brings in cat

*Makes biscuits

similideano@piefed.social · 18 pts · 199d

Checking the results of your cat scan

TomMasz@piefed.social · 12 pts · 199d

"I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 199d (3 replies)

"Well, Mr. Smith... you might wanna sit down..."

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 199d (1 reply)

I'm very sorry to tell you: I have not been fed today.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d

Also, I would like to go out the door for 8 seconds then come back in. That's my professional opinion.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 199d

Mr Smith sits: "Ok doc, what is it?"

Cat Doc jumps in lap: "What's what now?"

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.

hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 198d

That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d

"More treats, stat!"

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 198d

probably more patient than my doctor 😂

egrets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

I can tell it's a recent photo because it's in a healthcare center and the computer's running Windows Vista. They'll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

"It's lupus. We're going to have to perform a woofendectomy."

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 198d

If that fucking cat can wrangle Epic…

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d