That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…
I can tell it's a recent photo because it's in a healthcare center and the computer's running Windows Vista. They'll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.
19 Comments
drunkosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 199d
"OK 5 comments, going in... If cat scan is not in that first 5 I'll be very disappointed"
I am very appointed
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 199d
The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.
lena@gregtech.eu · 12 pts · 199d
Perhaps they wanted to do a CAT scan
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 198d
*Brings in cat
*Makes biscuits
similideano@piefed.social · 18 pts · 199d
Checking the results of your cat scan
TomMasz@piefed.social · 12 pts · 199d
"I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 199d
"Well, Mr. Smith... you might wanna sit down..."
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 199d
I'm very sorry to tell you: I have not been fed today.
nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d
Also, I would like to go out the door for 8 seconds then come back in. That's my professional opinion.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 199d
Mr Smith sits: "Ok doc, what is it?"
Cat Doc jumps in lap: "What's what now?"
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 199d
Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.
hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 199d
Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 198d
That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d
"More treats, stat!"
FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 198d
probably more patient than my doctor 😂
egrets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
I can tell it's a recent photo because it's in a healthcare center and the computer's running Windows Vista. They'll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
"It's lupus. We're going to have to perform a woofendectomy."
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 198d
If that fucking cat can wrangle Epic…
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
https://youtu.be/kg-tAw8bHEw