This is what I'm going to do when I have a terminal diagnosis. Just go around mugging people. Point a gun at them. Demand they give over their purse or wallet. Then put a large amount of cash in it, hand it back to them, and walk away without a word.
It's actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don't even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny's! I don't even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it's so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!
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WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 174d
This is what I'm going to do when I have a terminal diagnosis. Just go around mugging people. Point a gun at them. Demand they give over their purse or wallet. Then put a large amount of cash in it, hand it back to them, and walk away without a word.
starik@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 174d
It better be enough to pay for their PTSD therapy
banause@feddit.org · 1 pts · 174d
US Defaultism strikes again
EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 174d
It's actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don't even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny's! I don't even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it's so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 174d
Well those L pieces kinda look like guns.
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 3 pts · 174d
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 174d
Style choice? Too empty? Too full of random junk?
RushJet1@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 174d
I think it was a style choice, like even if it's free it's still not good enough.
YaksDC@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 174d
I really don't get this one.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
Her taste is awful