hey guys

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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 63 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Doesn't malware at least work?

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 199d

Good malware does.

BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 199d

Most malware is badly written, thankfully. It still does work of course but it isn't as effective as it could be.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 50 pts · 199d
  • Surveils you
  • Reports activity
  • Serves ads in the react start menu
  • Runs out of memory
  • Crashes
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 32 pts · 200d

Real :3

arudesalad@piefed.ca · 27 pts · 199d
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 199d (2 replies)

(Me watching the madness unfold from my cozy Linux box)

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 199d

I love watching windows and reddit disintegrate from the sidelines.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d

I just switched to linux after windows 10, I have issues with it but oh my god did I dodge a bullet

HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 199d (1 reply)

I tested it recently on my sister's laptop, it launches word faster than notepad

Like how on earth did that happen

AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 197d

don't have word but trying it rn, loading into new blank documents or mostly empty ones:

notepad: ~3 seconds the first time, ~1 second immediately after

libreoffice writer: ~7 seconds the first time, ~2 seconds immediately after

onlyoffice docs: ~5 seconds the first time, ~2 seconds immediately after

collabora office docs: ~12 seconds the first time, ~2 seconds immediately after

vs code: ~2-3 seconds the first time, ~1.5 seconds immediately after

visual studio 2022: ~5 seconds to title screen, quit and opened a file in ~5 seconds, ~4 seconds immediately after

servo: ~3 seconds the first time, ~2 seconds immediately after

chrome canary: ~2-3 seconds the first time, ~1.25 seconds immediately after

tengscribe: ~1.25 seconds the first time, ~1 second immediately after

texstudio: ~5 seconds the first time, ~3 seconds immediately after

there is a clear winner here. i completely forgot that i had that program lol

judgyweevil@feddit.it · 12 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Is it malware if it doesn't work?

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 199d

Mal = bad ... So, yes?

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 199d

If windows hangs on searching pasta recipes, you install Linux instead.

MindlessHunter4@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 199d (2 replies)

It sucks that new PCs supporting Windows have an ugly Copilot key that you can't disable or remap, it's essentially a wasted key. I think its response is hardcoded in the controller so it's very difficult to repurpose (Have not bought one of those awful PCs yet I will use the ones I have until its too slow or breaks).

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 199d
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HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 198d

at least on linux you can remap it to Awesome Calculator

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 199d

I am just waiting until for when they report about the image viewer in windows scanning all your photos for illegal content. That one is gonna be fun.
I don't think they are scanning your shit...yet