A Nazi, a con man, a dementia patient, and a pedophile walk into a bar

The barman says "what can I get you, Mr President?"

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12 Comments

Rhoeri@piefed.world · 23 pts · 189d (1 reply)

The bigger joke is the bar that allowed him in. 😂

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 189d

The sad part is now that he’s in the bar nobody is leaving it…

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 189d (1 reply)

The barman says "since you don't drink, I am guessing by the stench that you need to change your diaper, Mr President"

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 188d

Bathrooms are for paying customers only.

Olap@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 189d (3 replies)

He doesn't drink. Just a coke for him

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 189d (2 replies)

And here I would've figured he was more likely after a half-pint.. 🤢😢🤢

Olap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 189d (1 reply)

Fits his hands better!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 189d

(I was referring to its colloquial meaning: a child)

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 189d

Klear@quokk.au · 4 pts · 188d

Do you know the difference between a republican and a pedophile?

Me neither.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 189d (1 reply)

The sad thing is that, depending on whether you think Biden's overt militarization of police makes him a Nazi/Fascist, this joke could apply to him equally. (And I, for one, am perfectly happy to give him proper credit as a fascist.)

Remember all the creepy videos that had to be rationalized away?

Don't get me wrong, Donald's an atrocity too, but there's just way too much bipartisan crossover here.

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 188d

Considering Biden is neither a con man, a pedophile, nor the president (anymore), and you had to stretch definitions to make fascist fit when I specificly said Nazi, there really isn't bipartisan crossover. To me, it sounds more like you saw criticism of Trump, and your natural instinct was to defend the man by deflecting to his opponents.

A Trump defender on a first name basis... Do you want to be Trump's friend? Cause it looks like you do.