Vampires are real

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proudblond@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 193d

HorikBrun@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 193d

And his name?

Colin Robinson.

digital_man@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d

“And not in a good way..”

Siethron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Ah yes energy vampires

oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 192d

Colin at it again!

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d (4 replies)

Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

Be your own saviour!

probablymissing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d (2 replies)

be the change you want to see

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.

probablymissing@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 190d

no cost too great

inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Why does this look like Ben Shapiro in drag?

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Maybe it is Ben Shapiro in drag.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

That's Brett Cooper.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 192d

Some people would pay good money for that!

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 193d
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HrabiaVulpes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Top be fair, it's quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.

Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren't particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.

Yup, must have been a vampire.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

One of the first modern vampire stories was about Lord Byron who was charismatic as all hell, very unstable, and probably had a personality disorder.

jaycifer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 192d

Only ONE a day? I have to move there.

pickman_model@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 193d

True story.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
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MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here...