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mech@feddit.org · 12 pts · 192d (2 replies)

IT version: Only use the first letter from each word and check how long it takes until someone even asks what it stands for.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Then say what it stands for and give them a look like they're a dumbass for needing to ask.

trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 192d

Yeah, Karen, the PRC. 👀 You know, the Parallel Reciprocal Concept? 👁️👁️

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Updated for your random rolling pleasure (link to roll 3d10). I got Responsive Third Generation Contingency.

d10 Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
1 Integrated Management Options
2 Total Organisational Flexibility
3 Systemized Monitored Capability
4 Parallel Reciprocal Mobility
5 Functional Digital Programming
6 Responsive Logistical Concept
7 Optional Transitional Time Phase
8 Synchronised Incremental Projection
9 Compatible Third Generation Hardware
10 Balanced Policy Contingency
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d

Optional Reciprocal Flexibility. It's the name of the game in today's business.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 192d

Responsive Digital Flexibility.

Sounds plausible enough.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 192d (1 reply)

I'm too old -_-

This thing didn't help at all
https://www.wikihow.com/What-Does-Smt-Mean

I'll go with the k-pop group

Zoot@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 190d

Synchronized Management Time Phase

Juice@midwest.social · 3 pts · 192d

These phrases are great cuz they always mean "our plan to fire workers"

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d

This is a buzzword bingo card. Listen to presentations, circle words, scream bingo at a random time during said presentation scaring the living fuck out of all the people on their phones not paying attention to said presentation.

Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Parallel digital hardware might be the most sensible phrase you can pull from that, at least it's vaguely meaningful.

Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 189d

Integrated 3rd generation hardware:

When the PS5 finally contains (integrated) a tiny chip (hardware) which allows you to play PS2 (maybe 3rd gen?) games.