do it right now

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gray@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 199d (2 replies)

This is a shitpost for a reason

CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 199d

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 199d

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 199d

Ahhhh! That felt goooood!

Now pardon me while I go change my undies.

osanna@thebrainbin.org · 10 pts · 199d (1 reply)

never trust a fart

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d

A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn't I?

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 199d (4 replies)

You mean all those other farts were LIES?!

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 199d (3 replies)

There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 199d (2 replies)

My God...that fart was truly Presidential.

Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 199d

Oh that? That's just a normal day in the life of Diaper Don. He don't care, he'll just have one of his sycophants slurp it up for him.

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 199d

oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 199d

I had a coworker once who called it the library.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 199d

Shart like you meant to.

br0da@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 199d

It’s my morning alarm

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 199d (3 replies)

Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Maybe a shower?

charonn0@startrek.website · 2 pts · 199d (1 reply)

What, am I meeting the Pope or something?

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 198d

And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 199d

Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d

lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 199d

fart it until you make it

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 199d
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d

Always do!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d

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