c/lemmyshitpost · by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 199ddo it right now 310 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
gray@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 199d
This is a shitpost for a reason
CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 199d
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 199d
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 199d
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
osanna@thebrainbin.org · 10 pts · 199d
never trust a fart
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn't I?
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 199d
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 199d
There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 199d
My God...that fart was truly Presidential.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 199d
Oh that? That's just a normal day in the life of Diaper Don. He don't care, he'll just have one of his sycophants slurp it up for him.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 199d
oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 199d
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 199d
I had a coworker once who called it the library.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 199d
Shart like you meant to.
br0da@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 199d
It’s my morning alarm
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 199d
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d
Maybe a shower?
charonn0@startrek.website · 2 pts · 199d
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 198d
And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 199d
Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 199d
fart it until you make it
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 199d
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
Always do!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d
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