c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 172d

No, really, I will!

523 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world

35 Comments

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 57 pts · 172d (3 replies)

Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 172d (1 reply)

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froh42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 172d

Is that you, JD?

IckabodKobain@feddit.online · 2 pts · 172d

I took it as threatening to screw the Device.

SmeltingCraftwork@piefed.zip · 50 pts · 172d (6 replies)

He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 172d (4 replies)

Whoa, this commenter just

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 172d (3 replies)

I don't get why are you guys

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 172d (2 replies)

What the fuck is

archonet@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 172d (1 reply)

I, too, remember candleja

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 172d

Whoa, let's not

Enzy@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 172d

You can't just write

dumbass@piefed.social · 28 pts · 172d (6 replies)

hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

so, when do I get fuck?

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 20 pts · 172d (3 replies)

Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!

dumbass@piefed.social · 23 pts · 172d (2 replies)

Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.

dumbass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 172d

man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 172d (1 reply)

you wanna know the location on the map or on your body?>:3

dumbass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 172d

dealers choice.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 172d

Don’t kink-shame

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 172d (12 replies)

Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 172d (3 replies)

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 172d (2 replies)

You are the only other person I've encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 172d (1 reply)

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d

I am prepared for impending friendship.

I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (2 replies)

Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn't stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.

AlolanYoda@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Don't talk shit about my baby the Dreamcast ever again

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d

Come at me, bro!

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 172d

ME stands for "Millennium Edition", or sometimes more accurately "Many Errors"

holomorphic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (3 replies)

ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 172d (2 replies)

ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 172d