When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffè mocha

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RePsyche@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 207d (4 replies)

Why limit yourself to small? Surely you won’t regret eating a quarter pound of chocolate covered coffee beans.

chirospasm@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 207d (1 reply)

This is how I become a 2-stage Butt Rocket

add 1 taco for the 3 stage

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Username checks out

mech@feddit.org · 19 pts · 207d (2 replies)

Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.

chirospasm@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Heading to the patent office TODAY with this one

mech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 207d

Too late, I'm pretty sure that's how Nescafe is made.

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Plot twist: you’re a civet cat

The shitpost I was pooping for.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 13 pts · 207d (1 reply)

I didn't even know they were a thing.

...some brands contain over 300 mg of caffeine per 40 g serving.

And pretty effective, it looks like!

They are def more fun to eat in the afternoon than a drinking another cup of coffee, too!

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 207d (1 reply)

No .. but yes

Schrodinger's Coffee