Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.
Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.
So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.
15 Comments
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 181d
And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it'll go.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d
Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it's done.
Alphonsus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 181d
Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 181d
Future you is talking smack about you.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 181d
I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 11 pts · 181d
Past me had a dick
Sorry, couldn't resist.
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 6 pts · 181d
Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.
So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 178d
Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.
(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 6 pts · 181d
No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.
AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d
Current me, ironically? Still a dick.
Edit: didn't realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 180d
past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 180d
Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 181d
Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?
palordrolap@fedia.io · 5 pts · 180d
It says "was" not "had".
Lulzagna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
Present me is the too, but also past me
Alphonsus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d