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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 197d

Fine I'll grow some fricking beans

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 15 pts · 197d (3 replies)

What kind of beans

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Human beans

Coolkat@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 197d

They're real human beans

And a real hero

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 197d

Toe beans.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 197d

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 8 pts · 197d (2 replies)

Beans, beans They’re a hit. The more you eat, The more you shit!

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Beans, beans

The musical food.

The more you eat,

The more you toot!

toeknee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 197d

beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat, the more you fart

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 197d (2 replies)

Symbolic bacteria

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Theoretical health benefits

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 197d

hmm I wonder if lemmy has a version of immaterial science

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 197d

🎶High in fiber, low in fat

Hey, I bet ya didn't know that! 🎶

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 197d

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre The Three Sisters

Brummbaer@pawb.social · 5 pts · 197d (3 replies)

They are also toxic. I'm suspicious of plants that want to kill me.

digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 197d

Like the humble pizza topping pineapple.

Pineapple contains a potent enzyme called bromelain that breaks down proteins, causing a tingling or burning sensation in your mouth because it is essentially "eating you back" at a microscopic level.

Nomnomomnom

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 3 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Like mycelium. Oh, nevermind you said plants.

Brummbaer@pawb.social · 1 pts · 197d

Of course fungi are plants. They don't move and grow in the forest.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 197d

And peas. And alfalfa. And clover.

Those are just the nodulating legumes I grow.

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 197d