Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was on that bus. It might sound exaggerated, but if anything he’s being overly modest about how things went down. It’s going to be a good while until my electrolyte levels recover from the experience.
13 Comments
lime@feddit.nu · 22 pts · 213d
i mean, we have pictures
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 213d
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
I was on that bus. It might sound exaggerated, but if anything he’s being overly modest about how things went down. It’s going to be a good while until my electrolyte levels recover from the experience.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 211d
What
ICastFist@programming.dev · 14 pts · 212d
I'll just leave this little nugget here and let the pervert minds imagine the rest
ThisUsernameKillsFascists@piefed.social · 11 pts · 213d
Anyone else think that looks suspiciously like Christian Bale?
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 213d
That man can play anyone.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
Is that why I'm weirdly attracted to Christian Bale? Is that how it works?
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 6 pts · 213d
Do we have any younger pictures?
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
the youngest photos of her we have are when she was her oldest
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 3 pts · 213d
Bit hard to judge then
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 212d
the oldest photos we have of her was when she was her youngest
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
Not bad for a 68 year old from the 1800s.