It's 2026. They'd do it willingly, because they know they'd cheat, steal, lie and abuse the facts. But even if that didn't work, they'd just pull a "It's just a joke, bro" and never go through with any negative ramifications. It's how things work when you're rich. Do what you want, not consequences. But poor people can't do what they want, yet face all the consequences.
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Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 30 pts · 188d
Decide his faith?
crozilla@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 188d
I’m guessing “fate”
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
Eh, leave it as faith.
After all if he's strapped in, he's not going anywhere, and as they say, shit or get off the pot.
Also, choosing a randomly chosen religion for any rites that need to be said sounds hilarious.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
I choose Buddhism.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 187d
Now we gotta deal with reincarnated Elon
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 188d
So you're gonna let X decide whether he's a Christian, or an atheist, or a Buddhist, or a Zoroastrian, or, like, is this... did you mean to put fate?
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 188d
Nah, they decide his faith, then he gets to go to the associated afterlife. It's a lovely gesture, really!
regenwetter@piefed.social · 9 pts · 188d
Double post AND a big fat typo in both posts. You're on a roll, dude!
TractorDuffy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 188d
was it supposed to say "fate"
5wim@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 187d
Ofc
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 188d
Best way to get users back on the platform.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
no...no god noooo!
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
I think they mean fate. Not faith.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 187d
I vote Quaker
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
Nah, live stream it on Twitch and do a “let’s ‘play’”
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 188d
Keep twitch for Bezos. We can call if "de-platforming"
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
Brilliant. Make sure to provide the link to all Amazon warehouse and delivery employees
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 188d
It's 2026. They'd do it willingly, because they know they'd cheat, steal, lie and abuse the facts. But even if that didn't work, they'd just pull a "It's just a joke, bro" and never go through with any negative ramifications. It's how things work when you're rich. Do what you want, not consequences. But poor people can't do what they want, yet face all the consequences.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 187d
@grok is this guy a waste of air space?
You dont need grok to know the answer