Why don't thieves like fruit pies?

Because they like raw berries

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AmidFuror@fedia.io · 9 pts · 173d

If you switch "like" in the punchline with "prefer," I think it flows a little better.

Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 5 pts · 173d

Have you heard about Garrett, the Master Thief from the City? The guy eats only apples, carrots and deer legs. And bread, yes.

Canconda@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 173d (2 replies)
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 173d (1 reply)

when God give you lemons...

...YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!

Canconda@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 173d

That's from the 2nd one right? Fuck man 2010s youtube was the shit