Fat labrador topology

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SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 172d (1 reply)

This is incredibly important to black hole astrophysics. Don't ask why

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 171d

it's furries isn't it.

plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 172d (2 replies)

Topologically a dog is a sphere (assuming it keeps its mouth shut...

Next time I want someone to stop talking, they're going to be very confused when I tell them to "become topilogically spherical."

TeddE@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 172d (1 reply)

I checked your topological sign and you're such a torus.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 172d

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BillyClark@piefed.social · 21 pts · 172d (1 reply)

I think a dog's nose has two separate nostrils that connect somewhere along the way on the inside. That's not a sphere. It's a torus.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 172d

Given it also has a mouth-to-anus tube, is there a name for a double torus? Genus-2 torus I guess

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 172d

I feel like LadyButterfly's how are you feeling on a scale of medieval dog painting was used here.

craigers@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 172d

3blue1brown just did a video on this. https://youtu.be/BHdbsHFs2P0

akesi_Jata@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 171d (1 reply)

First they sphere the cows, now the dogs too?! These topologists have to stop before they turn us into spheres too

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 171d

All it takes is for them to shut your mouth.

alt_xa_23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 172d (1 reply)

The fabled spherical cow dog in a vacuum!

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 171d

But dogs are afraid of vacuums

Mothra@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Such a cliffhanger. So, is it possible to comb all the hairs in such a way, or is the parting impossible to remove?

affiliate@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 172d

It’s Impossible to remove the parting in even dimensional spheres (such as dogs), but possible to remove it in odd dimensional spheres (such as 2d dogs)

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 172d

I'm now imagining a barking spherical dog which somebody then kicks and it bounces around the room like a football

AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 169d (1 reply)

sphere
ball

AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 169d

OK, whoever downvoted me knows nothing about topology.