Pride Versioning

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davel@lemmy.ml · 46 pts · 198d (8 replies)

Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest

Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 198d (4 replies)

Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 197d

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boobs_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 198d

v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)

TIL: I am wrath

Unironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it

Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 198d (1 reply)

AWS: 1.12.797

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 198d

Our prod version is 0.0.178

Actually not bad for remembering.

orc_princess@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 198d (1 reply)

This feels so true for stuff that isn't just dates lmao

Look, 1984 is when I got my first circumcision.

I got my second one at Dismey Wards..

Reminds me of the hierarchical enzyme classification codes

Essentially any enzyme can be categorised according to function

I like this. Definitely going to be implementing into my hobby projects

This explains systemd versioning so well.

Does 1.5B count?

Oh we have an system manufacturer who uses this