President Donald Trump floats 'friendly takeover' of Cuba

https://abcnews.com/US/president-donald-trump-floats-friendly-takeover-cuba/story?id=130574566

Just like when he used to get excited about teenage girls, plotting his next victim, while raping the current one.

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SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 178d (5 replies)

How is any takeover "friendly"?

Asafum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 178d (2 replies)

You just have to smile and say thank you as you murder civilians and depose the government, laughing as you do it lessens the tension as well.

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 178d (1 reply)

Is there a pill I can take or do they have to remove my empathy surgically?

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 178d

NEVERMIND, I figured it out.

Eat a baby!

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d

Well Trump's a pedo rapist, that's honestly the closest he'll get to being friendly.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 178d

Ask Austria

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 178d

Canada, Greenland, Cuba. What will his next obsession/distraction from the Epstein files be? Tune in next week.

GardenGeek@europe.pub · 5 pts · 178d

The expats armed with guns, explosives and camo uniforms caught by the cuban coast guard last week already sounded like something Trump and Vance could imagine as ,,super secret CIA destabilizing operation".

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 178d

"I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love"- King George in Hamilton

HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 178d

friendly so just random kidnappings, murders, property damage and liberal use of tear gas and rubber bullets.

AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

I remember that episode of MST3K