In all fairness, though ... if I only cared about what happened to me, personally, a slight change in gas prices is probably the only change that will actually happen in my life due to this war.
Which is kind of sad, really. But true.
(Don't worry. Plenty of the other shit the US government is doing will affect me much more directly, so I'll still get mine.)
In all fairness, though … if I only cared about what happened to me, personally, a slight change in gas prices is probably the only change that will actually happen in my life due to this war.
Yeah totally, that's a point of the satire. It's pretty surprising the dolts who missed it.
Maybe the car cult is so strong that this article is like Poe's law. I can kinda understand.
7 Comments
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 186d
What an absolutely banal headline.
Sakurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 186d
Beyond the headline, it is just some weaksauce satire.
Really I couldn’t care less about pump prices. But hopefully the shocks shake a few more consumers off their petroleum addiction.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 186d
In all fairness, though ... if I only cared about what happened to me, personally, a slight change in gas prices is probably the only change that will actually happen in my life due to this war.
Which is kind of sad, really. But true.
(Don't worry. Plenty of the other shit the US government is doing will affect me much more directly, so I'll still get mine.)
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 186d
Yeah totally, that's a point of the satire. It's pretty surprising the dolts who missed it.
Maybe the car cult is so strong that this article is like Poe's law. I can kinda understand.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 186d
woosh
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 186d
No.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 186d
Glad I have nothing to do with funding oil wars.