Order for Cathy Lou

Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.

Yes I am very proud. I'm still learning I'll leave no HEY STOP PUSHING ME

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Cartwright but yet so Cartwrong.

Do you want the caramel cappuccino or not?

You guys think Starbucks hasn't been waiting for Cthulhu's coming all this time to serve him? Black and green colors? That two-tailed mermaid? Yeah, that's Stæ'Rhabhuk, Holder of the Chalice and Slaker of the Dark Lord's Thirst.

stop fucking buying starbucks tho, even that guy

Censer: vessel for dispersal of incense

Incense: dried matter for smoldering of aromatics that go in a censer (hol'up. wat.)

Incensed: smoking out of one's visible orifices like a censer?