Listen I'm more of a freak than a lot of y'all, and I'm a millennial syndicalist, but ass eating just sounds uncomfortable to me. Like if some lady I'm with wants to do it I'm ok to try, but I don't have an interest in doing so myself, and generally just going down on each other's fronts sounds better.
33 Comments
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 181d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 181d
throw in a dommy with a sounding rod and we have a deal.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d
Hello~
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 181d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
Please delete this
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
The little girl in the backseat condescendingly staring has grown up huh
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 181d
Oh hey, it's live action Beavis
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 180d
Do not look up what a sounding rod is
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
too late
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
wait until you find out how the tuning fork is used.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
That's a new one for me
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 181d
I don't want anyone to "eat my ass", I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won't like.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 181d
I used to think that too. I was wrong.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 181d
that's a normal response. but....have you considered finding someone like this?
felsiq@piefed.zip · 41 pts · 181d
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This is way too good to be hidden away
RelativePlatypus@piefed.world · 9 pts · 181d
LMAO
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 181d
That's what I said about boofing morphine.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 181d
Always be open to trying new things!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 181d
Yeah I tried it once after a (ex) partner talked me into it. It's... unique, but I didn't hate it.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d
I didn't hate it but I didn't like it either. It does nothing for me 😞
village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 181d
That's the way I feel about having my balls played with.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 181d
Spotted the boomer MAGA
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d
Listen I'm more of a freak than a lot of y'all, and I'm a millennial syndicalist, but ass eating just sounds uncomfortable to me. Like if some lady I'm with wants to do it I'm ok to try, but I don't have an interest in doing so myself, and generally just going down on each other's fronts sounds better.
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d
Not nearly as freaky as you claim if you ain’t eating ass. That’s like minimum kink
Edit: that’s fine too but don’t act like those of us that enjoy are weird
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 180d
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 180d
Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 181d
This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 181d
I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs
MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
🔥🔥🔥
Yes those are fantastic.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
Ok, but hear me out. Head on their thighs while they clean your ears:
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 181d
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