PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
45 Comments
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de · 233 pts · 2y
A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.
mifan@feddit.dk · 43 pts · 2y
It’s an inside scone!
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de · 36 pts · 2y
Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!
letsgocrazy@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm
craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
And get Saddam in custardy.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
My cholesterol level is under attack
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 135 pts · 2y
God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?
This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 59 pts · 2y
I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.
bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason
Agent641@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: "Babe why so early?"
PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."
atticus88th@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"
maltasoron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Oven heat cán melt chocolate chips!
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 51 pts · 2y
It's what they would have wanted.
Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Anamnesis@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble
Never forget
downpunxx@kbin.social · 38 pts · 2y
insane if true
db2@sopuli.xyz · -30 pts · 2y
Pixels, etc. It's obviously not real.
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 2y
Veedem@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Lmfao I can’t believe anyone thought that was a good idea.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Never underestimate human stupidity
db2@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y
Holy shit.
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Seems like the kind of shit a manager pulls and ends up getting reamed by corporate over later
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Kalkaline@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
secret301@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I don't understand
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
secret301@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Oh okay ye
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
These muffins taste like asbestos.
Edgecrusher35@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y
I'm making muffins asbestos I can!
Haus@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.
Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y
Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?
secret301@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
I don't get it
WhyIDie@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y
idiomaddict@feddit.de · 22 pts · 2y
Speaking of 9/11 and tone deafness, you know what surprisingly didn’t fly over peoples heads?
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
A lot less than 911
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Slow down Kevin
TheJims@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Never Forget?
Chriszz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
This image is still funny
_number8_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
dubyakay@lemmy.ca · -21 pts · 2y
How is this a meme? Who's upvoting this shit?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
This guy hates us for our freedoms!
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Just lil ol me 😉
sfgifz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, tragic events become officially funny after 22.3 years. Everyone knows that's the rule. They just got to wait till December 29, 2023 now.
/s outhpark
snowe@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
I don’t really think they’re complaining about it being funny. This isn’t /c/funny, this is /c/memes. This clearly isn’t a meme.
sfgifz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Oh yeah, that's a problem with this community overall, the mods need to deal with it