Pure hypocrisy

I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.

Call an elf a slur and he'll hold a grudge for 150 years.

Call a dwarf a slur and he'll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.

Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?

Believe it or not, also a grudgin'

How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?

Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they're trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat

I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it'll make it better.

Let me tell you about Goblins.

Nah the elves think the humans are resources.