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c/Risa · by Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 179d

90s oldheads thread : If the Starfleet members from our gen were teaching topics in academy, what would their specialty be?

Characters from TNG/DS9/VOY... if you want, ENT.

Riker : Risk management
Quark : Business/Finance/Trade/Economics/Ferengi shit
Rom : Engineering 101, practical lessons
Bashir : History of Medicine
Troi : Relationship management in interspecies couples
Crusher : Autopsies and Cultural Sensitivity

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Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 179d (1 reply)

  • Janeway - Moral and Ethical Relativism

  • Neelix - Advanced Improvisational Cooking: Making the Inedible Slightly Less Inedible

  • Tuvok - Maintaining Serenity and Culture Among a Horde of Savages

  • Tom Paris - Advanced Shuttlecraft Design This class has been canceled due to the arrest and conviction of the professor for buzzing the Federation President's residence in the Delta Flyer.

  • EMH - A History of Photonic Civil Rights

  • Picard - Intro to Flute

  • Riker - Interspecies Affairs

  • Dr. Crusher - Paranormal Affairs

  • Troi - The Finer Points of Starship Atmospheric Flight

  • Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 1: Anger

  • Data - Survey of 24th Century Humor Across Species

  • LaForge - Engineering Under Pressure, AKA I Got 99 Problems But a Breach Ain't One

  • Sisko - What Baseball Can Teach Us: Lessons for Life, Fatherhood, Command, and Being a Demigod

  • Kira - Destigmatizing Terrorism

  • Odo - Law & Order on the Frontier

  • Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 2: Confusion

  • Quark - How to Fleece Friends and Influence Others

  • Garak - Advanced Tailoring Techniques: How Hemlines Can Lead to Revolution

  • Dax - How to Party Like a Klingon While Being Respected Like a Vulcan

Special Joint Lecture Series:

  1. Chief O'Brien & B'Elanna Torres - Bridging the Gap Between Federation and Alien Technologies (Without Blowing Things Up)
  2. EMH, Odo, & Tuvok - Weathering the Storm: Being a Lighthouse of Calm Logic Amongst a Roiling Sea of Humanoid Emotions
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 179d

Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 2: Confusion

Huh? *gets hit by falling barrel*

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 179d (1 reply)

I would like to declare that this is a great game.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d

Thank you

j4yc33@piefed.social · 6 pts · 179d

Phlox: The whole academy. All of it. Every class. He has a doctorate in Everything.

BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 179d

Crusher - Paranormal Sexual Arousal

Janeway - Coffee Growing Regions of the Quadrants

W. Crusher - Shutting Up When Told | Becoming 4th Dimensional

Worf - Effective Parenting

hornywarthogfart@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Dabo Wheel: DABO!!

Tribbles: Fuckin' and more fuckin'

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 179d

I have to get my hands on the syllabus for both of these. It is a moral imperative.

emmy67@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d

Tuvix - cross cultural cuisine

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 179d (2 replies)
  • Sisko: Science and the Humanities: How and Why Humans Are the Way They Are
  • Kira (as a guest lecturer): Stealth Tactics and Advance Scouting (featuring units on field medicine and chemical engineering)
  • O'Brien: Making the Most of What You've Got: An Engineer's Approach to Problem-Solving in Everday Situations Electronic, Mechanical, and Political
  • O'Brien's wife (at the public college, not the academy): Interesting Weeds Throughout Terran History: Wars and Mass Killings Over Ubiquitous Plants (with guest speaker mycologists)
  • Bashir: Neat Things Elucidated, by Dr. Julian Bashir
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d (1 reply)

O’Brien’s wife (at the public college, not the academy):

easy here Cotton. Keiko here is just trying to help.

EDIT : Sisko should double up and teach PE, specifically Baseball

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 179d

That's fair, that's fair. 😅 Research interests aren't always what you teach.

  • Keiko O'Brien (young students): Foraging Basics: What's Fun, Nutritious, and Safe!
  • Keiko O'Brien (graduate students): Breaking Ground 01: The Physical and Historic Roots of Community Gardens (includes the planning and establishment of an evidence-based practice community garden); Breaking Ground 02: Roots in the Community: Greenspaces and Community-Supported Agriculture (maintaining the community garden and spinning up a CSA); Breaking Ground 03: Addressing "Root Rot": Reducing Health Disparities in Capitalist Food Deserts (scaling up the garden to meet community needs)
SaltSong@startrek.website · 2 pts · 164d

Chief O'Brien: Introduction to personal resiliency.