oldest shitpost yet.

All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤

Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭

Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”

I tried to find some of this one Star Wars character out of curiosity. He was in Fallen Order, the game released 7 years ago. He's a reasonably well built and attractive man, seems like the type that ao3 might like. The game is obscenely popular, so plenty of people were exposed to him. His name is Taron Malicos.