The 35-year-old inmate ‘freely” admitted to having sex with the woman, saying ‘look at the video,’ police said
The 35-year-old inmate ‘freely” admitted to having sex with the woman, saying ‘look at the video,’ police said
When he was supposed to be slinging hash at a sheriff’s barbecue, a Florida prisoner instead slinked off to have sex with a woman in a portable toilet, according to police.
Hartley Elliot Sanchez, 35, is now facing a felony prisoner escape charge after police said he wandered away from his duties for a secret dalliance, according to an arrest report from the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office obtained by The Smoking Gun.
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Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 79 pts · 174d
I don't see how this is felony prisoner escape. Would he have been charged with that just for going to the bathroom? If not, there's no reason to charge him with it in this instance. They're just mad that people know how shitty they are at watching prisoners.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 52 pts · 174d
Being used as slave labor is gross enough. To be used at an event put on by the sheriff is just another level.
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 50 pts · 174d
What an absolute garbage can of a country
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d
Love is love my friend. No borders.
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 24 pts · 174d
I am worried that I need to explain that the comment was directed towards the prison industrial complex not the people fuckin in the porta potty
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 47 pts · 174d
I assume we’re all more confused about why a Sherrif would want prisoners serving food to them on their Birthday – and why that’s even a thing.
Oh – Florida – carry on then.
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 174d
Firstly, how is this news? Second: Charged with Prisoner escape or attempted escape??? The dude clearly was not trying to escape. An early release maybe, but not an escape. "Prisons are over crowded." Mhhmm, mhhmm... Let's have this guy in prison for the next 15 years on a bullshit charge.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d
It's news because Florida immediately publishes all charges and mugshots and people latch onto that. Florida doesn't have an excessive amount of crazies, they just air their dirty laundry and people latch onto it. You're seeing it because people are voting and commenting on the absurdity
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 174d
True.
Yeah they do. The legislature makes the WWE look like a well-functioning and ethically sound workplace in comparison.
Well that too, but not ONLY that.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 25 pts · 174d
I don't even know where to begin with any of this.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 4 pts · 174d
Step 1. Hire a PortaPotty.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 173d
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d
Yep!
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 174d
crucial journalism
dan1101@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
Money justifies almost anything
TheThag@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 174d
Is he a slave or he got paid?
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 174d
I'll take "questions in which the answer is the first option" Alex.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 173d
that sounds like a dangerous sidegig as far as prison labour goes
Ersatz86@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 174d
New urban dictionary entry for “Dirty Sanchez”
underscores@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 174d
what I'm always curious about these sorts of thing is like... was it raw? or is bro always ready to go with the condies?
sorry if it's a weird thought
taco@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 174d
Maybe I'm out of line to assume this, but no part of me is inclined to assume that the unplanned inmate sex in a porta-potty would be anything but raw and stinky.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 174d
“It’s cool babe, I stole a serving glove from the BBQ. Might have a little burger grease on it.”
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 173d
Straight to the bootyhole.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 174d
Slinging hash turned into slinging dick
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 173d
That headline is a sentence so white trash I grew a mullet just reading it.