If only!

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veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 180d

"I've survived four PMs and I'm still going strong" o7

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 180d

And his first enacted policy is......fish.

Doesn't really give context beyond that. Just "fish". I don't even know if thats a noun or a verb. Is he telling us to start fishing? Is he saying he wants fish? Is he saying he wants fish to become important to the national culture? I don't know. He didn't say chips either.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 180d

Excuse me. That's Prime Meowmister, peasant. Now, fetch my knitted mouse. I have some foreign policy to work on.

Strawberry@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 180d

yes! Larry for prime minister!

OrionTheElder@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Laser pointers for every human!

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 180d (1 reply)

What? No! Laser pointers are TERRIBLE for cats!

They get frustrated that they can't actually physically catch the dot. So it's kind of like PTSD mixed with a non-sexual version of tease and denial.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d

Just land the dot on a soft toy that you put down when they aren’t looking. They get the best of both worlds.

bananabread@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 180d (1 reply)

!animalswithjobs@lemmy.world

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 180d

Crossposted it there 😁

mrsemi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d

Easy bet would last longer than a lettuce