Hmm, I'm just thinking, what is stopping someone from getting you to their home for business reasons, then trying to seduce you, then if you refuse and back away, screaming rape?
It's not safe to be a delivery guy, I don't trust people enough.
EDIT: Fun to see people get predictably upset, this is just my opinion based on (points at everything) the entire fucking slave system we built, some years of getting backstabbed for no good reason (Was playing Roblox as a kid, guy uses me as a pilot, then attempts to shoot me in the back, kills me after a short conflict, didn't even do the villian gloating), people jumping into cars to get insurance.
I always have to take everything into account, that my own father might use me and leave me moneyless (I had to stop giving money so I can have some for myself finally), that just looking at the wrong person might get me shot, that everyone trying to help could be predatory. Found a lot of this out the hard way. You will as well.
21 Comments
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 76 pts · 189d
Fuck you, Larry
troybot@piefed.social · 59 pts · 189d
You see what happens, Larry?? This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
This is the second time I've ever heard this said in my whole life, which was just weird enough that I looked it up. And...huh
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 188d
That was more or less the reaction of everyone that heard it in the badly censored version of the movie as well.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 189d
Damnit Larry
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 189d
You had one job.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 188d
Thank you for posting a version with the "Fuck" added back in, OP. The lord gave us that word and the devil is trying to take it away.
other_cat@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 188d
You're welcome!
lauha@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 189d
While "fuck you, larry", also "Food not delivered" from app
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 188d
^fuck^ you Larry
benjam@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 188d
Just find out what Larry is deadly allergic to…
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 189d
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 189d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · -25 pts · 189d
Hmm, I'm just thinking, what is stopping someone from getting you to their home for business reasons, then trying to seduce you, then if you refuse and back away, screaming rape?
It's not safe to be a delivery guy, I don't trust people enough.
EDIT: Fun to see people get predictably upset, this is just my opinion based on (points at everything) the entire fucking slave system we built, some years of getting backstabbed for no good reason (Was playing Roblox as a kid, guy uses me as a pilot, then attempts to shoot me in the back, kills me after a short conflict, didn't even do the villian gloating), people jumping into cars to get insurance.
I always have to take everything into account, that my own father might use me and leave me moneyless (I had to stop giving money so I can have some for myself finally), that just looking at the wrong person might get me shot, that everyone trying to help could be predatory. Found a lot of this out the hard way. You will as well.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 189d
Mainly the fact that you are standing at the front door where everyone in public can see that it is just some crazy person screaming rape.
You do know you can do that literally everywhere right? With the same amount of success. (aka: none)
No wonder you don't trust people with that kind of dumb mindset.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
Also the fact that you walk away and go do another delivery suddenly you've got evidence you were doing something else at the time
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 188d
At least that makes sense 90% of the time.
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 189d
Chastity belt + 1 day blinding stew
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 188d
1 day blinding stew will really do the trick
Comrade_Spood@quokk.au · 15 pts · 188d
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 189d
Burden of proof, generally
darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl · 4 pts · 189d
Gotta wear a bodycam
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 188d
If it's legal, I would. Don't want to go through the unpleasantness until I show the video.