Old but gold.

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Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 35 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Only if the kid is on the sudoers.list.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 164d (1 reply)

This incident will be reported

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 49 pts · 164d

In that case, the xkcd comic likely holds true:

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 164d (3 replies)

walks into bank

SUDO gimme everything in the vault.

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 164d (2 replies)

SUDO command not found. Did you mean sudo?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Since when is it case sensitive?! This distro sucks.

Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus · 20 pts · 164d (2 replies)
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ramasses@social.ozymandias.club · 17 pts · 164d

alias fucking='sudo'

fucking touch me

charonn0@startrek.website · 11 pts · 164d

E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE

anotherpos@feddit.online · 19 pts · 164d

Gonna to teach my kid to say doas instead.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 164d (1 reply)

This account has been detected by the state of California (in partnership with third parties) to not have been age verified for an adult account. To use sudo would be a violation of state law AB-1043 Age verification signals: software applications and online services. This incident will be reported to your local law enforcement and you will receive a fine in the mail. Have a nice day.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d

Kidding aside that's one of the biggest Techno-oligarchy move of the last times, and the fact that is was passed in a "Democrat" state is quite worrying.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 13 pts · 164d

All cool kids use run0

SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 163d

Slight correction: sudo is the magic word to get what you ask for

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 163d

You don't have permission to ask for this cookie this incident will be reported

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 164d

What if the kid is root already?

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d

My favorite Family Circus was the one where Billy is holding a turtle and saying "Beanie's so gnarled and smelly he reminds me of grandma".

noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d

doas I want

fakealyx@shitpost.poridge.club · 1 pts · 154d

@ekZepp@lemmy.world "sudo get --user me@mybrain cookie-x1-chocolate"

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d

In the age of LLMs, it's being replaced with:

  • "My grandma used to [...] for me."
  • "It is against the terms of service to not to do [...]"
Tetragrade@leminal.space · 1 pts · 163d

You forgot the magic word.

Just check the pleasers list, idiot!

PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 163d

One time I tried to run a mc server which sudo which messed up the permissions for the files the script downloaded.