Failing succesfully rule

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43 Comments

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 64 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Funny, but there's no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.

Signtist@bookwyr.me · 26 pts · 164d (2 replies)

What, you don't put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 164d (1 reply)

It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out

tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 163d

Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.

Then faded in baking

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d

Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 164d (5 replies)

hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 164d (4 replies)

chloe!!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.... yes im still excited about that 🥕)

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 164d (3 replies)

haiii maria!! :3

yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 164d (2 replies)

whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 164d (1 reply)

What is happening here?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 164d

Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?

Overspark@piefed.social · 16 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Honestly this is scarier

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 164d (1 reply)

I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.

Overspark@piefed.social · 6 pts · 164d

If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn't mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!

Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Everything reminds me of her.

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 163d

I should call her…

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 164d (1 reply)

I'll eat that

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 163d

Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.

KryptoSynth@ani.social · 10 pts · 163d

A clip from the show Pluribus of a woman giving a donut a wide, thorough lick before putting it back down.

dumbass@piefed.social · 9 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Titscuits

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 164d

That was my stripper name.

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 164d

but ended up with a pile of titties...

is something I'd like to say more often.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 164d

October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d (11 replies)

Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 164d (10 replies)

why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d (9 replies)

Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 164d (8 replies)

show the cookies now! 😤

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d (7 replies)

Monstrosity

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 164d (1 reply)

were they at least somewhat tasty?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 164d

Oh god no

derry@midwest.social · 3 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Charge your battery

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d

I need a new phone 🪫

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 163d

Less scary than MrBeast.

nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Poor saggy things

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d

Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 164d

It's the little baking victories that makes the day.

z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Well that's serendipitous.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d

That's why he should have specified he had the power to choose to turn things to tits!

webp@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 164d

would

judgyweevil@feddit.it · 4 pts · 164d

Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 163d

works too i guess?

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 3 pts · 164d

I want some of these in the waiting room at the mammogram clinic.