whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3
I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.
43 Comments
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 64 pts · 164d
Funny, but there's no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 26 pts · 164d
What, you don't put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 164d
It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 163d
Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.
Then faded in baking
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d
Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 164d
hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 164d
chloe!!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.... yes im still excited about that 🥕)
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 164d
haiii maria!! :3
yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 164d
whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 164d
What is happening here?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 164d
Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?
Overspark@piefed.social · 16 pts · 164d
Honestly this is scarier
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 164d
I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.
Overspark@piefed.social · 6 pts · 164d
If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn't mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 164d
Everything reminds me of her.
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 163d
I should call her…
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 164d
I'll eat that
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 164d
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 163d
Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.
KryptoSynth@ani.social · 10 pts · 163d
dumbass@piefed.social · 9 pts · 164d
Titscuits
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 164d
That was my stripper name.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 164d
is something I'd like to say more often.
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 164d
October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d
Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 164d
why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d
Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 164d
show the cookies now! 😤
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d
Monstrosity
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 164d
were they at least somewhat tasty?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 164d
Oh god no
derry@midwest.social · 3 pts · 163d
Charge your battery
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
I need a new phone 🪫
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 163d
Less scary than MrBeast.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 163d
Poor saggy things
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 164d
It's the little baking victories that makes the day.
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 163d
Well that's serendipitous.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d
That's why he should have specified he had the power to choose to turn things to tits!
webp@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 164d
would
judgyweevil@feddit.it · 4 pts · 164d
Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 163d
works too i guess?
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 3 pts · 164d
I want some of these in the waiting room at the mammogram clinic.