But Alex, we just met! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered though. Middle America would never understand.

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jobbies@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 176d

What are you doing, step fascist?!?

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Two things:

  • Real quote. Thought this part was a shitpost.
  • Why does he look like dollar store Javert?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 176d

Why does he look like dollar store Javert?

For the same reason why Queen Elizabeth II gradually turned into an angry owl in her later years: some people look more like what they are like as they age.

That's also part of the reason why Trump looks like shit 🤷🏻

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 176d (2 replies)

If that's true, I'll make sure to leave it unwiped for him.

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 6 pts · 176d (1 reply)

And eat nothing but beans, broccoli, & cauliflower the day before.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 176d

Ugh. I hate broccoli and cauliflower but sometimes sacrifices need to be made, I suppose.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 176d

They are turning the frogs into ass eaters!

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 176d

"You eat shit for breakfast?!"

DinosaurOuijaBoard@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 176d
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 176d (1 reply)

By that he means he'll lie and make stuff up, then repeat it endlessly while getting louder

MTZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 176d

It's the conservative way!

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 176d

Stop promoting him, it's what is intended.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 4 pts · 176d

It's too late for him to switch sides. Idgaf if he switches from masculine boosters to feminine boosters, he's not gonna "hello fellow kids" anybody now.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 176d

Mon mon