Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.
a few moments later
You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.
(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)
We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other. They started a staring competition after encountering the other, not daring to move a single inch. After a long while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.
It was the cute version of the cold war with assured mutual destruction.
15 Comments
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 165d
As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).
peetabix@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 165d
Atreyu!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 165d
Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.
a few moments later
You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.
(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)
mech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 165d
"If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?"
meow
elbucho@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d
Which one always tells the truth?
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 165d
One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d
I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don't really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx
mech@feddit.org · 12 pts · 165d
Their names are Trip and Trap.
Basherblade@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d
One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.
Basherblade@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
If allowed by cat.. To be clear.
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 165d
We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other. They started a staring competition after encountering the other, not daring to move a single inch. After a long while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.
It was the cute version of the cold war with assured mutual destruction.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
The brown one looks like he'd playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.
The black cat on the other hand.....she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.
But they're just so cute, who could say no?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is..
If you've ever had a black cat, you know...
m3t00@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d
reply on the op; https://lgbtqia.space/@dianea/116224808038896506
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 164d
Time for a steam cleaner…